You have extended periods of terrible luck followed by good luck. You must endure poor streaks and capitalize on favorable ones. Realize you can't control everything and shouldn't obsess about it. Instead, plant seeds for a brighter future peacefully, and they will flourish without luck.
Family and work have been good to you. You're also lucky that you look better than your family and coworkers. Your love life is only awful because you constantly choose the jerk over the lovely man. Choose the polite guy next time to increase your list position to #1.
Gemini
Cancer
You were sunborn. Good looks, confidence, and sex appeal came from your yin-yang. If Las Vegas was your next vacation spot, you'd probably leave with everything. Your only issue is occasionally not looking where you're walking.
You're doubly and triply blessed with angels in crisp business suits and stylish sunglasses as your security force. Even if things go awry, it's a narrative twist and will work out. Giving others a little luck is the best thing you can do for the planet and yourself.
Libra
Scorpio
Dear butterfly, life has been unjust to you. You got a poor hand. Life has dealt you some major curveballs, so you may feel paranoid. At least adversity builds character, right? You're the most likely sign to make lemonade from lemons.
Every dice throw yields snake eyes. Blackjack always yields 22. Always draw 13 while receiving lottery numbers. It's usually darkest before the morning, so be hopeful. Current time for your life is 4AM. Roll over, sleep two more hours, and wake up to a better existence. I swear.
Aquarius
Pisces