Most Unsafe Drivers by Zodiac

ROAD RAGE. Aries' planet is Mars, battle god. Impulsive and headstrong, Aries would make a great racecar driver.

 

 

 

 

ARIES

ARIES

On a typical day, they must work hard to keep in control and realize they're only heading to the grocery store, not leading the lead chariot in an epic battle.

SAGITTARIUS

Maybe Sagittarius is watching the road. Maybe they're observing other drivers. Their attention may be drawn to the flashy yellow vehicle in the adjacent lane. They may be looking at a cloud.

SAGITTARIUS

What does that bumper sticker say? What a great yard decoration. That small bistro—OOH, A SQUIRREL!

TAURUS

Taurus is calm and methodical, yet when cut off, their obstinate, territorial attitude may turn competitive. Taurus guards its property, including their lane space.

TAURUS

Fortunately, they'd rather keep their car's finish flawless than risk an accident, so they back off and stew all day.

PISCES

Pisces mostly dreams emotionally. They may still focus on the road, but they're easily agitated by small things since they respond emotionally to everything around them.

PISCES

Pisces won't yell at other drivers, but tears make it hard to read stop signs.

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